Never Shoot John Wick (episode)

Plot Synopsis
Just another lovely day in Fortnite! We join our heroes main story characters Steve (aka The Noob Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique) as they meander around exploring the beautiful wilderness. Steve (aka The Default Skin) decides to ignore his trusty map of Fortnite’s beautiful world including Wailing Woods, Tilted Towers, and Salty Springs and instead run in a random direction with Rachael5 (aka Teknique). Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Noob Skin) pass tons of Fortnite’s luscious trees, stopping to chop down the best tree Rachael5 (aka Teknique) can find. But what's this? A wild John Wick?!? He looks so peaceful...

Unfortunately Steve (aka The Noob Skin) has the bright idea to shoot the one person you NEVER want to shoot. EVER (John Wick). Rachael5 (aka Teknique) refuses! Nobody ever shoots John Wick!! Steve (aka The Default Skin) disagrees, people shoot John Wick all the time! Despite Rachael5's (aka Teknique) best efforts Steve (aka The Noob Skin) fires a few stray bullets at John Wick's majestic mug and the skies open. The gates of heaven and hell have been unleashed on Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Default Skin). John Wick will get his sweet revenge on Steve (aka The Default Skin) for his shots from the wooden tower which he constructed. Stumbling, running, and fighting for their lives, Steve (aka The Noob Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique) have angered the great and powerful John Wick. But Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Noob Skin) escape...for now...

After escaping John Wick, Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Default Skin) are discussing how different Steve (aka The Default Skin) looks, today Steve (aka The Default Skin) is a Shock Trooper instead of a Support Specialist. Right as stop to talk though, a wild John Wick appears! John Wick opens fire on Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Noob Skin). Steve (aka The Default Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique) run away and hide behind a car as John Wick chases after them. Sadly it's no use! John Wick builds up and drops a Sticky Grenade right on top of Rachael5 (aka Teknique) and Steve (aka The Noob Skin), ending their lovely time behind one of Fortnite’s many car fortresses.

The next day, Steve (aka The Default Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique) are just hanging out breaking some boulders. But they really need brick. A LOT OF IT. Luckily there is an incredible giant brick fox ready to be broken down! Awesome! After the destruction of the delicate brick fox beast, Steve (aka The Default Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique) come to a terrible realization. It's not a wild brick fox. It's a domesticated John Wick dog! OH NO! If there is one thing worse than shooting John Wick, it's killing his dog!

What will happen to Steve (aka The Default Skin) and Rachael5 (aka Teknique)? With actual Keanu Reeves playing John Wick around, probably nothing good…